Post by George Badea on Jan 10, 2011 14:03:48 GMT 2
"Let's get a list going. I plan to take the best ones and make a shirt.
You might be an armwrestler if...
1. You buy ibuprofen based on taste
2. Somebody says "Show me your muscles" and you flex your forearm
3. Every time you shake somebody's hand you think about how you'd beat them on the table
4. You admire people with limited range of motion"
"
- you proudly announce "My girl's a hooker!"
- you need two extra pillows for your arms at night in order to sleep.
-You might be an armwrestler if........everytime someone wants to fight you say lets settle this at the table or it can say...I AM A HOOKER
-You plan vacations that include an Armwrestling tourney.
... Breaking your arm makes you want it more.
... Your kids are named Hawk or Bull
... All your friends are armwrestlers
... Your Halloween costume is an armwrestler
-if your forearms are bigger than your biceps
-everytime you go to a party you put your table in the back of your truck ..............just in case
-If you stand outside a grade school an try to bag the chalk from the air when they clean the erasers.
-when you settle family disputes with a best of 5 match
-when you always are thinkin of far out matches...like who could beat a Gorilla....
-yah eats yah spinach out of the can and has the same squinty eye as your pops.....
-You can do bent over rows with more weight than you can bench press. (Guys at the gym always laugh at me about this one)
-When holding hands with your girlfriend/wife ends up in a toproll once in a while.
-When you and your friends go out for a few drinks, they set up matches without you asking anymore.
-You've explained to house guests what that weird table with pads in your house is over 100 times.
You might be an armwrestler if you have more finger tip pressure than common sense.
You might be an armwrestler if your Dad is Engin Terzi
You might be an armwrestler if your tendons cash checks your mouth writes
You might be an armwrestler if you're a Hooker and your wife supports you
-you buy your car based on if your table will fit inot the back.
-you have to buy a couch every year due to the fact the arms are broke from being used as armwrestling table.
-If you notice when you meet someone and shake their hand, you are capping two fingers over your thumb!
-if you top roll your steering wheel on every turn.
-you might be an armwrestler if one arm is bigger than the other one.
-you might be an armwrestler when you are driving to a tourney and you have a tube tide to the passenger seat pulling and driving at the same time.
-you might be an armwrestler is you can pull more than you can bench,row,or any exercise that is a true armwrestler just a thought.
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You might be an armwrestler if...
1. You buy ibuprofen based on taste
2. Somebody says "Show me your muscles" and you flex your forearm
3. Every time you shake somebody's hand you think about how you'd beat them on the table
4. You admire people with limited range of motion"
"
- you proudly announce "My girl's a hooker!"
- you need two extra pillows for your arms at night in order to sleep.
-You might be an armwrestler if........everytime someone wants to fight you say lets settle this at the table or it can say...I AM A HOOKER
-You plan vacations that include an Armwrestling tourney.
... Breaking your arm makes you want it more.
... Your kids are named Hawk or Bull
... All your friends are armwrestlers
... Your Halloween costume is an armwrestler
-if your forearms are bigger than your biceps
-everytime you go to a party you put your table in the back of your truck ..............just in case
-If you stand outside a grade school an try to bag the chalk from the air when they clean the erasers.
-when you settle family disputes with a best of 5 match
-when you always are thinkin of far out matches...like who could beat a Gorilla....
-yah eats yah spinach out of the can and has the same squinty eye as your pops.....
-You can do bent over rows with more weight than you can bench press. (Guys at the gym always laugh at me about this one)
-When holding hands with your girlfriend/wife ends up in a toproll once in a while.
-When you and your friends go out for a few drinks, they set up matches without you asking anymore.
-You've explained to house guests what that weird table with pads in your house is over 100 times.
You might be an armwrestler if you have more finger tip pressure than common sense.
You might be an armwrestler if your Dad is Engin Terzi
You might be an armwrestler if your tendons cash checks your mouth writes
You might be an armwrestler if you're a Hooker and your wife supports you
-you buy your car based on if your table will fit inot the back.
-you have to buy a couch every year due to the fact the arms are broke from being used as armwrestling table.
-If you notice when you meet someone and shake their hand, you are capping two fingers over your thumb!
-if you top roll your steering wheel on every turn.
-you might be an armwrestler if one arm is bigger than the other one.
-you might be an armwrestler when you are driving to a tourney and you have a tube tide to the passenger seat pulling and driving at the same time.
-you might be an armwrestler is you can pull more than you can bench,row,or any exercise that is a true armwrestler just a thought.
sursa - teammaine.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=15149&page=3